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Staggering Stories Podcast #300: The Podcasters Who Fell to Earth
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 21 Oct 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Crumbly, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Woman Who Fell to Earth, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:50 — Welcome! 02:53 – News: 03:06 — Doctor […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #299: Every Doctor has a First Time
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 07 Oct 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who’s first stories of each Doctor, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:14 — Welcome! 02:00 – News: 02:10 — Doctor Who: Broadcast time confirmed. 03:37 — In defence […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #298: Maximum Power!
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 23 Sep 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss the life and times of Jacqueline Pearce, compare our sonic screwdrivers, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:02 — Welcome! 01:37 – News: 01:43 — Doctor Who: New […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #297: Who Reacts to the Reactors?
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn recount their time at the recent Whooverville X Doctor Who convention, talk about YouTube Doctor Who reactors, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:46 — Welcome! 01:46 – News: 01:54 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #296: Don’t Wipe Joey All Over Me
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 26 Aug 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Big Finish’s Doctor Who: Revenge of the Swarm and Big Finish’s Star Cops: Mother Earth 1, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 02:00 — Welcome! 02:58 – […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #295: Shrinky and Dinky
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 12 Aug 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Invisible Enemy and the 2018 Ant-Man and the Wasp, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:30 — Welcome! 02:10 – News: 02:18 — ALF: New TV series in the […]

Tony

Tony Gallichan is Mildly Perturbed by... Those Stupid, stupid, stupid American Republican Voters


Note how carefully worded the above title is.

I want to be very clear about this folks - this is NOT directed at those who voted Democrat. This is not going to slag off America as a whole. No, this time I'd like to talk about the folk who voted George W Bush back into office.

However, if you are easily offended I really would click elsewhere, 'cos this time I'm letting rip....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU STUPID, FUCKING MORONS!

 

 

Why? Why, why, why, why, why?

No, really...

Why?

I mean, lets look at it, shall we....? Don't worry, I'll type slowly because I know you can't read quickly - and that includes your President.

You claim to be the land of the free, however, you're anything but. Your media doesn't tell you half of what is really going on. You should check out the newsfeeds from British stations.... trust me, you'll start to wonder why, yourselves.

Mind you, most of you wouldn't be able to find Britain on a map, let alone Iraq.

Would you?

No. I didn't think so.

Your administration was not elected legally... we all know that. Minority of the vote, a large amount of democrat voters taken off the polling register for lame excuses like they have the same name as a person who has a criminal record. I'm serious!

We then get 4 years of pure Hell. Bush alienates every country in the world. The Neo Cons held power (that's a far right wing group akin to the Nazis in case you were wondering, with a policy of perpetual warfare in places America can benefit). They had already decided to invade Iraq even before the 2000 election. I mean, they could plan ahead because the outcome of those elections was already known...

So, you weren't really to blame.

But this time, well...

 

I'm speechless. I simply cannot believe you returned one of the most Evil and corrupt governments on this planet back into office. Are you really such stupid, idiotic, buffoons? Do you really believe Bush when he says America is in danger?

It's the rest of the world in danger - from you!

When you go mad the whole world suffers and you've been mad for a while now.

The thinking world hates your country. Did you know that? Your the least popular country on this planet.

Until now, I did have a slightly hard time with that view... I mean, nearly all the Americans I know online are decent, thoughtful people who hate what Bush is doing. And that's a problem, you see? I know for a fact that there are some wonderful people in America.... thousands of them. But then there's those with views out of step with the modern world. Those who aren't educated. Those to whom all they need is attitude. Arrogance. Ignorance.

I don't hate America. You could be so much more then you are. You could gently lead the world forward into a new age of peace.

But you let the corporations tell you what to do. Your election process is a joke.

And you love guns.

So, until I've calmed down from your fucking brain dead election result I don't want anything to do with you.

You simply don't deserve it.

And to be honest, until you mend your ways, you are, quite simply, beneath me.

I am better then you.

Much better.

 

Tony Gallichan should point out that if he hadn't been writing this at the last minute, this article would be a lot longer and far more vitriolic. Republicans be grateful - you fucking twats!