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Staggering Stories Podcast #300: The Podcasters Who Fell to Earth
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 21 Oct 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Crumbly, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Woman Who Fell to Earth, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:50 — Welcome! 02:53 – News: 03:06 — Doctor […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #299: Every Doctor has a First Time
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 07 Oct 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who’s first stories of each Doctor, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:14 — Welcome! 02:00 – News: 02:10 — Doctor Who: Broadcast time confirmed. 03:37 — In defence […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #298: Maximum Power!
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 23 Sep 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss the life and times of Jacqueline Pearce, compare our sonic screwdrivers, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:02 — Welcome! 01:37 – News: 01:43 — Doctor Who: New […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #297: Who Reacts to the Reactors?
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn recount their time at the recent Whooverville X Doctor Who convention, talk about YouTube Doctor Who reactors, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:46 — Welcome! 01:46 – News: 01:54 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #296: Don’t Wipe Joey All Over Me
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 26 Aug 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Big Finish’s Doctor Who: Revenge of the Swarm and Big Finish’s Star Cops: Mother Earth 1, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 02:00 — Welcome! 02:58 – […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #295: Shrinky and Dinky
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 12 Aug 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Invisible Enemy and the 2018 Ant-Man and the Wasp, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:30 — Welcome! 02:10 – News: 02:18 — ALF: New TV series in the […]

The Cre'at Club

Mr. Dalek Goes for a Glide

Perplexing the mind of Adam J Purcell


You can also listen to the Narrated Mr. Dalek Goes for a Glide MP3(2,380 KB).

 

This is the sad story of Mr Dalek.

The trouble was that Mr Dalek could not help being an evil toy.

If there was another toy for Mr Dalek to be evil to, he would be evil to them all right.

For instance.

If you were to see Mr Dalek gliding around a room in your house, and if there happened to be a little toy to be evil to in that room, then you know what would happen, don't you?

Mr Dalek meeting another toy

 

"Exterminate!"

Mr Dalek exterminating the other toy

 

Mr Dalek was just the same in his own room.

He lived in an extremely nice room, but even there he couldn't help being evil to the other toys.

Mr Dalek was sad that the other toys didn't like him, so he had a splendid idea. He would try to be nice to the other toys.

For instance.

When Mr Dalek met Velma, Daphne and Shaggy being chased by the Creeper, he decided to help the three of them.

Velma, Daphne and Shaggy chased by the Creeper, Mr Dalek arrives on the scene

 

"Exterminate!"

Mr Dalek exterminates the Creeper

 

"Jinkies! We were just playing!" said Velma.

"Like, that's totally uncool man - he was, like, my second best friend!" said Shaggy.

Mr Dalek felt sad again, so he decided to cheer himself up.

You know what happened next, don't you?

 

"Exterminate!"

Velma, Daphne and Shaggy being exterminated by Mr Dalek

 

In order to recover from this rather unfortunate happening, Mr Dalek decided to help Pinky and the Brain, who were trying to take over the world.

At first they worked well together but soon problems began to arise.

 

For instance.

Mr Dalek, being a toy, could not hover so he couldn't climb over obstacles.

Pinky and The Brain wait for Mr Dalek to follow them up some books.

 

For instance.

When the Brain insulted Mr Dalek, well, can you guess what happened?

"Exterminate!"

Pinky and The Brain are exterminated.

 

Three of the remaining toys, Wakko, Yakko and Dot, were very angry with Mr Dalek, who exterminated their friends.

So they decided to creep up on Mr Dalek and push him off the side of the cupboard.

The Warner Brothers and Sister push Mr Dalek off the cupboard.

 

Mr Dalek found himself trapped behind the cupboard, lost and forgotten, with no way back up.

Mr Dalek is trapped down the back of the cupboard.

 

So you see the story of Mr Dalek is a very sad story indeed. And if you ever exterminate anyone you know what to do, don't you?

Go and exterminate everyone who doesn't like you, and then you won't suffer the same fate as Mr Dalek.

You'll remember that the next time you exterminate someone, won't you?

Good!