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Staggering Stories Podcast #293: Copping the High Frontier
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 15 Jul 2018 09:47

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, and the Real Keith Dunn discuss a Big Finish’s Doctor Who: The Evil One and the 1987 BBC TV Series Star Cops, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:16 — Welcome! 02:20 – News: 02:24 […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #292: Lost in Netflix
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 01 Jul 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, and the Real Keith Dunn discuss a Big Finish’s Doctor Who: Energy of the Daleks and Netflix’s Lost in Space Season 1, talk about media we’ve been consuming, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:21 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #291: Goodbye, our Victorian Friends
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 17 Jun 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss a swan song in Jago and Litefoot Forever and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:39 — Welcome! 03:12 – News: 03:15 — Doctor Who: Big […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #290: The Meddling Nerf Herder
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 03 Jun 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Time Meddler and Solo: A Star Wars Story, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:05 — Welcome! 02:08 – News: 02:23 — Doctor Who: Classic series coming […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #289: Ready Podcast 289
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 20 May 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Ultimate Foe and Ready Player One, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:27 — Welcome! 03:00 – News: 03:14 — Doctor Who: Eric Roberts to […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #288: When Heroes Assemble
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 06 May 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare discuss Doctor Who: The Three Doctors and Avengers: Infinity War, recall our time at The Capitol 3 Doctor Who convention, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:23 — Welcome! […]

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Andy

Andy Simpkins


Name Andrew Paul Simpkins
Age Deceptive.
Status Moving up the NHS waiting list.
Size Diminishing.
Hairline Unsure what one is, thinks he used to know though. Garibaldi Rating.. "Sleeping in Light".
Position On his back with tubes emerging from every oriface.
Most likely to say "oooooooooooooo!!!!"
Least likely to say "I'll be at roleplaying on Saturday."
Email

 

Let the following things be said about this steadfast and erstwhile person.

Andy Simpkins was born at 11pm in August 1964 in the fair and leafy suburb known as Crystal Palace in south-east London.

Having spent an idyllic childhood doing the things than rosy-cheeked angelic youngsters do; such as peeing through letterboxes, exposing himself to his aunts and uncles and playing his Slade lps at full blast. He was sent for a tour of duty at Kingswood Primary School in Norwood, south London. Apart from learning the 3R's he also learned how to drink a half-pint bottle of milk in less than 3 seconds and keep the milk bottle adhered to his face by suction alone, learning about female biology by lifting up girls skirts and puking up during PE classes.

At the age of 11, he was sent to Battersea Grammar School in Streatham, London. After surviving the blood bath known as secondary education, he and his family moved to the pastoral settings of Crawley in West Sussex where he lives now.

He is still residing in Crawley, West Sussex. He is single, although open to offers. Has a 3 bedroomed house, which he shares with his cat, Sunday. His hobbies include swimming, scuba-diving, playing squash and badminton, science-fiction, helping old ladies to the middle of the road and standing on one leg with a finger in his ear while shouting "I'm the letter P!"