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Staggering Stories Podcast #306: Seasonal Ranking
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 13 Jan 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn discuss the 2019 Doctor Who New Year’s Special, rank the eleven ‘New Who’ Doctor Who series, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:40 — Welcome! 02:14 – News: 02:25 — […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #221: Doctor Who – The Tsuranga Conundrum
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 06 Jan 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, hospitalised, in front of the 2018 Doctor Who episode, ‘The Tsuranga Conundrum’, and spout our usual nonsense! The Doctor isn’t feeling herself, Yaz needs to kick the monster and Graham has become a doula. But enough of their problems, please sit down with us […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #305: Annual Judgement
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 30 Dec 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who Series 11, play some games, come up with our Predictions, Hopes and Dreams, and Fears for 2019, see how wrong we were about our Predictions for 2018, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #220: Doctor Who – Arachnids in the UK
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 23 Dec 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, scuttling, in front of the 2018 Doctor Who episode ‘Arachnids in the UK’, and spout our usual nonsense! Yaz finally gets some development, Robertson trumps nobody and the Doctor must be getting tired of giant spiders. But enough of their problems, please sit down […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #304: The Battle of Rancid Old Koalas
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 16 Dec 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss two Doctor Who stories: It Takes You Away and The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos, pull some Christmas crackers, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #219: Doctor Who – Rosa
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 09 Dec 2018 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, segregated, in front of the 2018 Doctor Who episode, ‘Rosa’, and spout our usual nonsense! Ryan is feeling the sting of history, Graham doesn’t want to be there and the Doctor cannot stop this injustice. But enough of their problems, please sit down with […]

The Cre'at Club

Dress Cre'at Cut-Outs

by Andy Simpkins


Yours to cut out and keep (best to print it out first...) Yes, now you can relive those moments when Cre'at, our Sot'm Master of Disguise, fooled nobody by inexplicably donning a cardboard body! Coming to the back of a Cereal box near you soon.

 

Cre'at

Our hero, Cre'at


A grumpy, semi-retired, Pond-less Doctor

A grumpy, semi-retired, Pond-less Doctor


Video Game Warrior

Video Game Warrior


A Used-Car Dealer/Jarvis Cocker/90's Brit-Pop nerd type of Doctor

A Used-Car Dealer/Jarvis Cocker/90's Brit-Pop nerd type of Doctor


Angus Young or Cre'at Young from the Rock Band AC/DC

Angus Young
or
Cre'at Young from the Rock Band AC/DC


Captain John Sheridan or "Whatever happened to Babylon Bear?"

Captain John Sheridan
or
"Whatever happened to Babylon Bear?"


A bland but nice Doctor

A bland but nice Doctor


Pertwee!

Pertwee!


A Certain Doctor

A Certain Doctor
(with optional starey eyes and manic grin)


Dominatrix Debbie M

Dominatrix Debbie M
Mistress of Pain and Crafts Magazine Editor


Another Aging 3-Chord Rock Guitarist

Another Aging 3-Chord Rock Guitarist
(Francis Rossi also available)


Pimp

Pimp


Freemason

Freemason


'Adult Move' Star

'Adult Movie' Star
Wearing the 'Bucky Novelty Thong - for the Time-Lord of Action'

"After wearing one of these, my girlfriend felt the world explode for her!"
   - A. Scrimshaw, Milton Keynes


Father Christmas

Father Christmas


Banana Republic Dictator

Banana Republic Dictator


Aging 3-Chord Rock Guitarist

Aging 3-Chord Rock Guitarist
(Rick Parfitt also available)


Strongman

A Circus Strongman


Explorer

A Jungle Explorer


Gunslinger

A Wild-West Gunslinger


Victorian Bather

A Victorian Bather


Ballerina

A Ballerina


Kirk

A Starfleet Captain