Enter extremely sad mode and scratch your head at interviews conducted with the characters of Staggering Stories.

Do you want to know why K'Retalra uses a toothpic on his toenails? Why the Buccaneer is paranoid about beans? Why the hell are catalogue posing and 'Richard and Judy' watching Olympic sports on Sotus?

Heres the place to find out.

And if you are very unlucky we might present interviews with ourselves... why I haven't the faintest idea but there you go.