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Staggering Stories Podcast #295: Shrinky and Dinky
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 12 Aug 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Invisible Enemy and the 2018 Ant-Man and the Wasp, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:30 — Welcome! 02:10 – News: 02:18 — ALF: New TV series in the […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #294: The Planet of Hot
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss a Doctor Who: Planet of Fire and the 2018 Pixar film Incredibles 2, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:50 — Welcome! 03:04 – News: 03:07 — Doctor […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #293: Copping the High Frontier
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 15 Jul 2018 09:47

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, and the Real Keith Dunn discuss a Big Finish’s Doctor Who: The Evil One and the 1987 BBC TV Series Star Cops, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:16 — Welcome! 02:20 – News: 02:24 […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #292: Lost in Netflix
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 01 Jul 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, and the Real Keith Dunn discuss a Big Finish’s Doctor Who: Energy of the Daleks and Netflix’s Lost in Space Season 1, talk about media we’ve been consuming, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:21 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #291: Goodbye, our Victorian Friends
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 17 Jun 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss a swan song in Jago and Litefoot Forever and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:39 — Welcome! 03:12 – News: 03:15 — Doctor Who: Big […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #290: The Meddling Nerf Herder
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 03 Jun 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Time Meddler and Solo: A Star Wars Story, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:05 — Welcome! 02:08 – News: 02:23 — Doctor Who: Classic series coming […]

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Star Trek

Star Trek: I do not like you, Captain Kirk

Written by Karen Dunn


I do not like you, Captain Kirk
For reasons from which I'll not shirk
Your charms, on me, will never work
I just don't like you, Captain Kirk.

You're not a patch on Captain P
His baldness does strange things to me
He sends me wobbly at the knee
I'm rather fond of Captain P.

I like young Sisko with the beard
He's far more handsome than I feared
He wines and dines whilst you just leered
I like young Sisko with his beard.

You're not as good as Janeaway
She's smarter than you any day
You try it on with her, you'll pay
She lifts a wicked knee they say.

I like the others Captain Jim
I like them fat, I like them thin
But something in you makes me grim
I just don't like you, Captain Jim.

I like your friends upon your ship
I dribble Spock's name from my lip
His slender eyebrows make me flip
I love his sexy Vulcan grip

I know you had a boyish smile
It worked on women all the while
You bent the rules with brains and guile
You made the Klingons run a mile

I've tried to like you, Captain Kirk
But nothing ever seems to work
I hate your style, despise your smirk
I do not like you, Captain Kirk.

 

(Thank you!)