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Staggering Stories Commentary #200: Babylon 5 – In the Kingdom of the Blind
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 17 Sep 2017 12:24

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, blackmailed, in front of the Season 5 Babylon 5 episode ‘In the Kingdom of the Blind’, and spout our usual nonsense! Byron and his flowing locks are attempting some dirty blackmail, the Centauri Regent has taken to drink and Londo Mollari needs to watch […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #271: That Derby Aroma
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 10 Sep 2017 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, the Real Keith Dunn and Scott Fuller recount their time at the recent Whooverville 9 Doctor Who convention, talk about media we’ve been consuming, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:30 — Welcome! 03:26 – News: 03:34 — […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #199: Doctor Who – Oxygen
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Mon, 04 Sep 2017 11:06

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, hypoxiated, in front of the 2017 Doctor Who S10 episode, ‘Oxygen’, and spout our usual nonsense! Bill is having a bad suit day, the Doctor is giving her his helmet and the techno-zombies are running rampant. But enough of their problems, please sit down […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #270: As Each Doctor Became
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 27 Aug 2017 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn review Big Finish’s ‘Power Play’ audio play, discuss when each actor became the Doctor, talk about media we’ve been consuming, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:08 — Welcome! 01:59 – News: 02:10 […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #198: Babylon 5 – Day of the Dead
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 20 Aug 2017 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, visited, in front of the Neil Gaiman’s Season 5 Babylon 5 episode ‘Day of the Dead’, and spout our usual nonsense! Zooty has a terrible secret, Lennier has a shadowy visitor, Lochley is trying to establish an identity for herself and Kosh has another […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #269: Jago, Litefoot and AsBill
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Crumbly, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn have a retrospective on Doctor Who ‘Series 10’, discuss Big Finish’s ‘Jago and Litefoot, Series 4’ audio boxset, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. […]

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Staggering Stories Podcast: The Drinking Game, Fourth Edition

As upchucking from the mind of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal's Fourth Cousin, Johnathan Huddle, with excerpts of 3rd edition by Patrick Lickman


NOTE: This fourth edition of the Podcast Drinking Game is for, roughly, podcasts 90 onwards.


 

For those of you who have been driven to drink by our podcast - you now have the perfect excuse to get sloshed once more.

To play this innocent little game you will need:

  • A large amount of whichever particular alcoholic drink you prefer.
  • Friends to play the game with.
  • An mp3 Player, possibly connected to speakers.
  • A Staggering Stories Podcast, from roughly episode 90 onward.

Once you have gathered the above items, the game can commence. Start that podcast and be ready for the flying carrots.

 

Take:

  • 1 drink for every team member who isn't there.
  • 1 drink every time someone mentions Shatner.
  • 1 drink every time Adam makes a smug innuendo; and an extra drink if it's about Grunhilda Knobknacker.
  • 1 drink every time Crumbly says 'I mean' or 'As I say' or 'As you say' etc etc.
  • 2 drinks if someone makes fun of Jean's accent; and another if it's Fake Keith, and another if Fake Keith makes fun of Fake crumbly, and one more if she makes fun of real Keith.
  • 1 drink every time Jean says she doesn't like Matt Smith.
  • 1 drink for every email Rhys Parton sends.
  • 3 drinks for every time that Real Keith completely fails to say the word Sycorax, and says 'Ziggerax' instead.
  • 3 drinks every time Fake Keith Screws up American accents.
  • 6 shots every time Rhys Parton sends email about Stargate.
  • 2 shots of tequila every time someone mentions the Head of Pertwee.
  • 1 drink every time someone mentions one of Cardboard Amy's garments.
  • 1 drink every time someone mentions the New Tron.
  • 5 shots of the strongest Tequila every time JD Sends an email.
  • 1 drink every time someone either mentions (shake fists) Gallichan, or Barrowmen.

Follow these rules whilst listening to any Staggering Stories' Podcast and see how you feel in the morning.