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Staggering Stories Podcast #289: Ready Podcast 289
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 20 May 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dun discuss Doctor Who: The Ultimate Foe and Ready Player One, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:27 — Welcome! 03:00 – News: 03:14 — Doctor Who: Eric Roberts to […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #288: When Heroes Assemble
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 06 May 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare discuss Doctor Who: The Three Doctors and Avengers: Infinity War, recall our time at The Capitol 3 Doctor Who convention, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:23 — Welcome! […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #216: Babylon 5 – Sleeping in Light
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 29 Apr 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, mourning, in front of the last ever Babylon 5 episode ‘Sleeping in Light’, and spout our usual nonsense! Sheridan is wanting a last supper, Garibaldi’s nicking bits of B5 and Delenn has a new favourite bench. But enough of their problems, please sit down […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #287: We Have the Stones
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 22 Apr 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: The Stones of Blood and Nigel Kneale’s The Stone Tape, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 00:54 — Welcome! 02:07 – News: 02:15 — Gummidge: Back for more. 04:15 — […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #215: Doctor Who – Twice Upon a Time
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 15 Apr 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, regenerating, in front of the 2017 Doctor Who Christmas special, ‘Twice Upon a Time’, and spout our usual nonsense! The Doctor is trying to hold back his explosive energies, another Doctor is also trying to hold it back and pretty much everyone else is […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #286: Encounters with Brian
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 08 Apr 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Big Finish’s UNIT: Encounters boxset and Monty Python’s Life of Brian, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:27 — Welcome! 02:21 – News: 02:41 — Doctor Who: Lady […]

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Doctor Who: Limericks Collection 1

By Kandl, BraveheartTegan and the Judder Man


Presented here for your masochistic pleasure, some limericks. Let me explain. Uncle Macfadyan frequents a chatroom type thingy. And sometimes things go quiet. When that happens, a few folk play the Limerick Game. One person will type the first line, someone else then types a second line and so on...

So, heres a few from Kandl, BraveheartTegan and his nibbs, the Judder Man...be afraid...

Respectfully dedicated to the fond memory of Peter Everette (TTroy), a great friend to both the AAA@Doctor Who and The Doctor Who VIP Lounge chatrooms.

There once lived a Sontaran named Pete...
Who had very ugly feet
It was a pain in the neck,
So he saw Sharaz Jek
Now isnt that Spectrox sweet?

There once was a girl named Nyssa
Whose step mum was a bit of a pisser
And with Davison wet...
And really a vet
JNT had a mind to dismiss her

A grumpy old git called Billy....
Fluffed his lines til they sounded quite silly
And with Verity gone...
And all his lines wrong
He died on the moon where it's chilly

Once a composer called Paddy....
Who's hair was often quite matty
Performed Logopolis suites...
And series 18 treats
Now the kids all call him WhoDaddy

In e-space there once lived a boy...
Whose brother wasn't called TTroy
In rubber pyjamas...
He didn't meet lamas
or sadly even Deep Roy

A TARDIS, tall and blue...
Had a first occupant called sue
A grumpy old git, one teacher, one twit...
And nowhere to be found, a loo

A long shanked fellow called Pertwee....
Dressed as a cleaner called Gerty
Mike Yates was quite stricken
His pulse it did quicken
And so he came over all flirty

In UNIT an Sgt named Benton...
No relation to Trainspotting's Renton
Layed on a jeep....
And alas fell asleep
He wound up in a dumpster in Trenton