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Staggering Stories Commentary #211: Doctor Who – World Enough and Time
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 18 Feb 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, pained, in front of the 2017 Doctor Who S10 episode, ‘World Enough and Time’, and spout our usual nonsense! Bill’s innards are feeling a bit of a draft, Razor is channeling Zathras and the Doctor is taking years to do anything. But enough of […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #282: Lighting Up Leicester
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 11 Feb 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, the Real Keith Dunn and Scott Fuller review the 2013 Big Finish Doctor Who 50th anniversary story ‘The Light at the End’, discuss their visit to the Doctor Who convention ‘Science of the Time Lords’, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #210: Babylon 5 – The Wheel of Fire
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 04 Feb 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, bargaining, in front of the Season 5 Babylon 5 episode ‘The Wheel of Fire’, and spout our usual nonsense! G’Kar has become a cult, Delenn has a parasite and Lochley finally does something. But enough of their problems, please sit down with us to […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #281: Ruler of Swindon (or maybe Sweden?)
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 28 Jan 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn discuss our Top Ten 2017 Films, review the 2017 Big Finish Doctor Who boxset ‘The New Adventures of Bernice Summerfield, Vol. 4 – Ruler of the Universe’, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #209: Doctor Who – The Eaters of Light
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 21 Jan 2018 10:55

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, consuming, in front of the 2017 Doctor Who S10 episode, ‘The Eaters of Light’, and spout our usual nonsense! Bill has fallen down a hole (again), Nardole is getting inked up and Kar is fending off a demon. But enough of their problems, please […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #280: Welcome to the Annual Predictability
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 14 Jan 2018 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler, the Real Keith Dunn and Scott Fuller discuss Capaldi’s best Doctor Who bits, review the film Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, come up with our Predictions, Hopes and Dreams, and Fears for 2018, see how wrong we were about our Predictions for 2017, find some general news, […]

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Doctor Who: Limericks Collection 1

By Kandl, BraveheartTegan and the Judder Man


Presented here for your masochistic pleasure, some limericks. Let me explain. Uncle Macfadyan frequents a chatroom type thingy. And sometimes things go quiet. When that happens, a few folk play the Limerick Game. One person will type the first line, someone else then types a second line and so on...

So, heres a few from Kandl, BraveheartTegan and his nibbs, the Judder Man...be afraid...

Respectfully dedicated to the fond memory of Peter Everette (TTroy), a great friend to both the AAA@Doctor Who and The Doctor Who VIP Lounge chatrooms.

There once lived a Sontaran named Pete...
Who had very ugly feet
It was a pain in the neck,
So he saw Sharaz Jek
Now isnt that Spectrox sweet?

There once was a girl named Nyssa
Whose step mum was a bit of a pisser
And with Davison wet...
And really a vet
JNT had a mind to dismiss her

A grumpy old git called Billy....
Fluffed his lines til they sounded quite silly
And with Verity gone...
And all his lines wrong
He died on the moon where it's chilly

Once a composer called Paddy....
Who's hair was often quite matty
Performed Logopolis suites...
And series 18 treats
Now the kids all call him WhoDaddy

In e-space there once lived a boy...
Whose brother wasn't called TTroy
In rubber pyjamas...
He didn't meet lamas
or sadly even Deep Roy

A TARDIS, tall and blue...
Had a first occupant called sue
A grumpy old git, one teacher, one twit...
And nowhere to be found, a loo

A long shanked fellow called Pertwee....
Dressed as a cleaner called Gerty
Mike Yates was quite stricken
His pulse it did quicken
And so he came over all flirty

In UNIT an Sgt named Benton...
No relation to Trainspotting's Renton
Layed on a jeep....
And alas fell asleep
He wound up in a dumpster in Trenton