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Staggering Stories Commentary #15: Doctor Who – Rose
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:36

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, nostalgic, in front of the first episode of the 2005 Doctor Who revival, Rose, and spout our usual nonsense! The Doctor’s blown Rose’s job, Rose has a wandering hands problem and Mickey’s sucked in a wheelie bin. But enough of their problems, please sit down with [...]


Staggering Stories Podcast #84: El Gran Juego
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 22 Aug 2010 10:23

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn recommend Doctor Who: Tomb of the Cybermen, talk about The Deep and Sherlock, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:00 — Welcome! 01:48 – News: 01:55 — Doctor Who: Two new Doctor Who Soundtracks slated before 2011. 03:05 — [...]


Staggering Stories Commentary #14: Babylon 5 – Midnight on the Firing Line
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 15 Aug 2010 08:32

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, all alone in the night, in front of the first regular episode of Babylon 5, Midnight on the Firing Line, and spout our usual nonsense! Ivanova’s avoiding Talia, Garibaldi’s wanting to share his second favourite thing in the Universe with someone, Londo’s got his hate on [...]


Staggering Stories Podcast #83: The Other’s in the Albert Hall
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 08 Aug 2010 10:03

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn talk about the 2010 Doctor Who Prom at the Royal Albert Hall and Sherlock, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 00:41 — Welcome! 01:15 – News: 01:23 — Doctor Who: Moffat reveals how many episodes he’s writing for [...]


Staggering Stories Commentary #13: Doctor Who – The Big Bang
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 01 Aug 2010 10:06

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, baffled, in front of Doctor Who: The Big Bang and spout our usual nonsense! Amy’s pushing up the daises, Rory just has plastic underpants and a trademark, River’s having the TARDIS console explode over her and the Doctor’s stuck in Amy’s box. Phew! But enough of [...]


Staggering Stories Podcast #82: Silence of the Fake Crumbly
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:04

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn talk about the first two Doctor Who: The Adventure Games and FlashForward, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 00:42 — Welcome! 01:28 – News: 01:39 — Doctor Who: 2010 Christmas Special News. 03:35 — Doctor Who: Matt [...]

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Doctor Who: The Collector

By Gareth Agnew


Earth Relative Date: 22nd February 2484

Proximity: Class 3 gas giant, Betelgeuse VI

 

With a sudden crackle of energy, the retro-rockets fired, illuminating and sparking the myriad of dust particles that swept from the hull under the rapid deceleration. There was an almost palpable sigh as space-time wobbled, plopped the ship out of hyperspace, and back into normal space for the first time in two centuries. The ship shuddered briefly, then cruised into a gentle orbit above the swirling green atmosphere of Betelgeuse VI.

 

"Not the most comfortable environment," The Collector mused, "but we have everything we need for the operation right here."

He looked across at Sub-Collector Korcula. "How are we for time?" he asked.

"Fine sir. Won't be long now!" replied Korcula cheerfully.

"Very good. Be a good chap and put the kettle on would you? I'm still a bit stiff from all that Light Speed hibernation, and a good cuppa will go down a treat. It'll put me right in the mood."

Korcula shuffled off into the kitchen area at the back of the bridge, humming his favourite tune as he went. The Collector chuckled. "Wrong version." he thought. "We'll educate you soon enough."

 

The Collector got up from his command chair, walked across the bridge, and into the cosy living area. He had to admit, he did like this ship. The designers had done a very good job of creating an ultra-fast, functional starship, sleek, yet comfortable, with just a hint of tat. He especially liked the three ducks flying up the wall. A nice touch.

Before settling down on the sofa, The Collector popped a blank DataPod™ into the Sony Historiographer. "Finally!" he said. "Snoozin' for two hundred years, but we've finally made it."

Korcula came in with the wicker tea tray. A brown teapot, two white teacups, milk, sugar and a glass plate piled high with Jaffa Cakes. "Shall I be mother?" he said. The Collector nodded and Korcula poured the tea.

"By the way, how is the antenna behaving itself?" queried The Collector, fiddling nervously with his spectacles.

"Nothing to worry about. Functioning normally sir." Korcula glanced over his shoulder at the red neon display out on the bridge. "98... 99... 100% aligned. We're ready. Here's your tea."

"Ta!"

 

They settled back, and shuffled nervously on the sofa, trying to get as comfortable as possible. For a few minutes they munched their Jaffa Cakes and sipped their tea in silence.

"Is the Historiographer on pause and ready to go?" asked The Collector.

"Yes sir. All ready."

"Marvellous! Time to turn on then."

"OK. Here we go."

Sub-Collector Korcula picked up the remote from the coffee table, and switched on the monitor in the corner of the room.

 

The static cleared, and a picture formed. The Collector was practically jumping up and down in his seat, his tea sloshing dangerously around in his cup.

"Release the pause!" he cried.

"Pause released. We are recording sir!"

There was a brief announcement, a fade to black, and then with a swoosh, a bright white light leapt up from the bottom of the screen. It swirled upwards and broke apart, whizzing in all directions.

"FANTASTIC! 520 light years from Earth, but we actually did it!" shouted The Collector.

The main title appeared, and faded away. Then, a picture of a mountain appeared.

"1 down, 108 to go" said The Collector, as "The Roof of The World" faded into view.

 


 

References:
www.astro.northwestern.edu/labs/m100/mags.html
www.gallifreyone.org/series/d.htm
www.korcula.net/mpolo/mpolo2.htm