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Potential Con
By Jean Riddler

Collect the badges, books and scarves,
Must have this and this and that,
What! You have no yellow/black trousers,
Oh no... it's the end of the world.

Bustle hustle, well howdy partner,
Welcome to a U.S. Con;
You will pay to enjoy yourself,
Leave it to us to count the cash.

What! You Brits just do it for the fun?
Well that will have to change.
Collect our badges, books and stickers,
Dr. Who soup and K9 tea,

Bustle, hustle, well howdy partner,
welcome to a potential con.