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Limericks Collection 2 By cyberferret and kandl More general insanity for you...all law suits to Dubya.... On the shores of Marinus stood Arbitan... and Yartak the Voord, he did ban his daughter and friends... with the keys that they tend with Who's help did acomplish his plan! on Skaro young Davros aspired to the conquest space and planets aquired by his creations of tin with a slug plugged right in who'd look after him when he retired. On Aridius, all covered in sand not a good place for the TARDIS to land there are Mire Beast and of trouble that was least until the Doctor did lend a hand On Aridius, all covered in sand not a good place for the TARDIS to land there are Mire Beast who wanted to feast on poor Barbara, now isn't that grand Hear a tale of a doctor named Evelyn when she saw choccie cake, she grinned she travelled about... and had plenty of clout to see the Doc you think he'd been shovelin' it in! On the Time Lord home planet of Gallifrey our friend the Doc has a pal or three theres Leela and K9 oh, and of course, K9 and they all get together to have tea A Sontaran with a head wide and round... saw a Rutan on a planet he found he was going to blast it... the green tentacled git but his raygun was a bit less then sound In Paris did young Steven wander... With the francs the Doc gave him to squander But trouble was brewing... the catholics were stewing On how to solve it the Doctor did ponder there once was a terrible Weed in the North Sea, it did breed it made people cough and it lived in the froth till Victoria's scream made it recede There once was a Zygon called Broton who fell madly in love with a Kroton but his love turned to hate because on his first date she left him to go off with an Ogron!! there is a nice lady called Sarah its always a pleasure to hear her she loves eating chocs from out of the box and anyone elses thats near her on the freezing ol' planet of Telos lived some unhappy Cybermen fellows 'were freed by Krieg and his crew with the Doctor's help too but only for just 3 more episodes If you want a good room for a chat The VIP lounge is where its at the members have wit and never a GIT cos the ferret takes care of the tw*t if you come in here to be a git you'd better beware the ferret because we aren't there you dont need to swear and if you do, your gonna get bit There is a nice girl called Kandl whose humour is easy to handle she is so full of fun and likes everyone and she burns both ends of the candle CyberFerret guards VIP room his antics take away the gloom if you give him a treat he'll run round your feet and sends all the gits to their DOOM!!! more to come....unless you pay us! |