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Limericks Collection 1 By Kandl, BraveheartTegan and the Judder Man Presented here for your masochistic pleasure, some limericks. Let me explain. Uncle Macfadyan frequents a chatroom type thingy. And sometimes things go quiet. When that happens, a few folk play the Limerick Game. One person will type the first line, someone else then types a second line and so on... So, heres a few from Kandl, BraveheartTegan and his nibbs, the Judder Man...be afraid... Respectfully dedicated to the fond memory of Peter Everette (TTroy), a great friend to both the AAA@Doctor Who and The Doctor Who VIP Lounge chatrooms. There once lived a Sontaran named Pete... Who had very ugly feet It was a pain in the neck, So he saw Sharaz Jek Now isnt that Spectrox sweet? There once was a girl named Nyssa Whose step mum was a bit of a pisser And with Davison wet... And really a vet JNT had a mind to dismiss her A grumpy old git called Billy.... Fluffed his lines til they sounded quite silly And with Verity gone... And all his lines wrong He died on the moon where it's chilly Once a composer called Paddy.... Who's hair was often quite matty Performed Logopolis suites... And series 18 treats Now the kids all call him WhoDaddy In e-space there once lived a boy... Whose brother wasn't called TTroy In rubber pyjamas... He didn't meet lamas or sadly even Deep Roy A TARDIS, tall and blue... Had a first occupant called sue A grumpy old git, one teacher, one twit... And nowhere to be found, a loo A long shanked fellow called Pertwee.... Dressed as a cleaner called Gerty Mike Yates was quite stricken His pulse it did quicken And so he came over all flirty In UNIT an Sgt named Benton... No relation to Trainspotting's Renton Layed on a jeep.... And alas fell asleep He wound up in a dumpster in Trenton <evil grin> |