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Staggering Stories Podcast #132: So Pertwee It Be
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 13 May 2012 09:54

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn talk about the Doctor Who: The Dæmons and Marvel Avengers Assemble, have some more Things in Five Words, find some general news and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:26 — Welcome! 02:20 – News: 02:30 [...]


Staggering Stories Commentary #58: Babylon 5 – The Coming of Shadows
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 06 May 2012 10:39

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, collapsing, in front of the Babylon 5 second season episode, The Coming of Shadows, and spout our usual nonsense! The Centauri Emperor has a dicky heart, G’Kar wants to go a murdering and Kosh is making house calls. But enough of their problems, please [...]


Staggering Stories Podcast #131: Rose’s Plastic Pals
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 29 Apr 2012 07:32

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn talk about the return of Doctor Who in 2005 with the episode Rose, have some more Things in Five Words, play Just a Minute, find some general news and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:02 [...]


Staggering Stories Commentary #57: Doctor Who – New Earth
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 22 Apr 2012 09:39

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, nursed, in front of the 2006 Doctor Who premiere story, New Earth, and spout our usual nonsense! The Doctor’s having a blow dry, Rose is slightly moist and Cassandra covets Rose’s body. But enough of their problems, please sit down with us to enjoy [...]


Staggering Stories Podcast #130: Doctors of Social Ineptitude
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 15 Apr 2012 09:57

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn talk about the Doctor Who: The TV Movie and The Big Bang Theory, have some more Things in Five Words, find some general news and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 00:45 — Welcome! 01:47 – News: 01:57 — Doctor [...]


Staggering Stories Commentary #56: Babylon 5 – Revelations
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 08 Apr 2012 10:46

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, hatching, in front of the Babylon 5 second season episode, Revelations, and spout our usual nonsense! Franklin’s giving Garibaldi special care and attention, Sheridan’s rather carelessly lost his wife and Delenn’s coming out. But enough of their problems, please sit down with us to [...]

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