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Staggering Stories Podcast #125: The Five Word Shuffle
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 05 Feb 2012 09:59

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn talk about the Big Finish Doctor Who story ‘Destination: Nerva’, consider what sort of character we might like to replace Amy, play lots of a new word game, find some general news and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro [...]


Staggering Stories Commentary #51: Primeval – Series 1, Episode 6
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:54

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, superbatted, in front of ITV’s Primeval Series 1, Episode 6, and spout our usual nonsense! Nick Cutter is feeling time orphaned, Helen’s been up to no good with Stephen, Claudia’s feeling very specifically erased and Captain Ryan’s been a skeleton all along. But enough [...]


Staggering Stories Podcast #124: Holmesian High Jump
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:02

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn talk about Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss’ Sherlock: Series 2, have a retrospective on the year 2011, find some general news and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 00:59 — Welcome! 01:34 – News: [...]


Staggering Stories Commentary #50: Doctor Who – The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 15 Jan 2012 10:54

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, caretakered, in front of the 2011 Doctor Who Christmas Special, The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe, and spout our usual nonsense! Cyril’s got oversized specs, Reg is following the light, the King and Queen and very wooden and Amy makes the Doctor moist. [...]


Staggering Stories Podcast #123: The Head, the Predictions and the Cardboard Box
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 08 Jan 2012 14:02

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn talk about the Doctor Who: ‘The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe’, our Predictions, Hopes and Dreams and Fears for 2012, see how wrong we were about our Predictions for 2011, find some general news and a variety of other stuff, specifically: [...]


Mr Dalek and the Twenty Throod of Novemby
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sat, 07 Jan 2012 19:03

This missed Christmas, so let’s instead try to fight off those New Year blues! To this end, we proudly present a new Mr Dalek Audio Adventure on our podcast feed. This exciting story, new to audio, is written by long time Mr Dalek fan, Benjamin F Elliott, and narrated by Siobhan Gallichan in the unique [...]

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Buccaneer Klingon Application: K'Retalra's Reference

As extracted by Keith Dunn


In response to your request for a reference to the being that calls himself the "Buccaneer".

I state now for the record that I don't know this being, neither do I want to.

He seems to be a boorish arrogant man who will get himself and those around him killed.

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In fact I told him this when he arrived on Starbase Olympus to see me, claiming that he had some kind of time machine (yes, I will admit he was in time to stop the fusion reactors from going critical!) But that was the only time.

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There was also last year when he helped out at the trade delegation (I was handling security). We were attacked by a race of clone warriors that the Buccaneer called Sontarans.

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IN SUMMARY

I have meet this man more times then I can accurately recall, on numerous planets around the Empire and when I have trouble has soon followed (or in extreme cases already been there waiting).

When we have meet nothing less than the fate of the Empire (or at lest the planet we were on) has been at stake.

There are a very few men I would trust to fight at my side, The Buccaneer is one of them (though I would not trust him behind me (it is said that you can gauge a man by the nature of his eyes, his eyes speak to me of dark infinity and deep gods)

I would recommend him to be part of the team,

 

K'Ratalra